[Cook pulls out a cigarette]
Effy: It’s not good for you, that.
Cook: That has never bothered you before.
Effy: You know, I walk through this park everyday, and I’ve never noticed there’s a pond here. Can you believe that? Everyday for years. And then today, bam. It came out of nowhere.
Cook: What the fuck are you on about? Yeah yeah, I know. Piss off and all that.
Effy: What?
Cook: Listen, I got a call from your man. He’s all in a tizzy. So I thought I’d come and hear your side of the story.
Effy: Sorry, I don’t understand.
Cook: Come on, Eff.
Effy: Eff? Who’s Eff?
Cook: Yeah, of course. Sorry. You’re not Effy. I’ve mistaken you for someone else.
Effy: Looks like it.
Cook: So what is your name?
Effy: Elizabeth.
Cook: Elizabeth, nice to meet ya. I’m James.